Everything is about me.

LUMPY SPACE PUG

I’ll never not reblog this.

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

awkward-elevator:

Game of Yo Mama Jokes

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fnordcinco:

I might be falling in love with the Behind the Gif subreddit.

Yeah!  Kick it!  KICK IT!

Behind the gif - Dogs and cocaine

pleatedjeans:

Effective on all varieties of jellyfish [x]

Seriously Alan.  Don’t.

Towards the whole "pronouns hurt people's feelings" topic. Am I REALLY the only person on the planet that thinks people are becoming far to sensative? Nearly to the point that they shouldn't leave their little home bubbles in the case that a bird chirps next to them in a way that sounds like a mean word. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, we're becoming a little TOO coddling and people need to learn to deal with simplistic shit like words. And yes, I've been insulted and made fun of. I got over it. So can you.
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thefrogman:

Supposedly invented by the Chinese, there is an ancient form of torture that is nothing more than cold, tiny drops falling upon a person’s forehead. 

On its own, a single drop is nothing. It falls upon the brow making a tiny splash. It doesn’t hurt. No real harm comes from it. 

In multitudes, the drops are still fairly harmless. Other than a damp forehead, there really is no cause for concern. 

The key to the torture is being restrained. You cannot move. You must feel each drop. You have lost all control over stopping these drops of water from splashing on your forehead. 

It still doesn’t seem like that big of a deal. But person after person, time and time again—would completely unravel psychologically. They all had a breaking point where each drop turned into a horror. Building and building until all sense of sanity was completely lost. 

"It was just a joke, quit being so sensitive."

"They used the wrong pronoun, big deal."

"So your parents don’t understand, it could be worse."

Day after day. Drop after drop. It builds up. A single instance on its own is no big deal. A few drops, not a problem. But when you are restrained, when you cannot escape the drops, when it is unending—these drops can be agony. 

People aren’t sensitive because they can’t take a joke. Because they can’t take being misgendered one time. Because they lack a thick skin. 

People are sensitive because the drops are unending and they have no escape from them. 

You are only seeing the tiny, harmless, single drop hitting these so-called “sensitive” people. You are failing to see the thousands of drops endured before that. You are failing to see the restraints that make them inescapable.

greenthepress:

CNBC’s climate “expert” is funded by Exxon and thinks carbon dioxide and Jews are pretty much the same thing. 

WATCH THE VIDEO

I read through this three time and still don’t know what the fuck is going on.

lazysackmuffin:

samapitongzabala:

ceshira:




samapitongzabala:




phoebux:





tetrastructuralmind:





tetrastructuralmind:





fierce





wHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN NO





laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE





my hands slipped

it’s transparent btw




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and we almost forgot his butt


Everybody just STOP whatever you’re doing and look and reblog this

This is amazing.

lazysackmuffin:

samapitongzabala:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

phoebux:

tetrastructuralmind:

tetrastructuralmind:

fierce

wHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN NO

laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE

my hands slipped

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it’s transparent btw

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and we almost forgot his butt

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Everybody just STOP whatever you’re doing and look and reblog this

This is amazing.